The Free At-Home Version of Steve Buscemi EyesTuesday, April 19, 2011
You may have come across the website “Chicks with Steve Buscemi Eyes“. The website inspired the artist Alex Pardee to create an illustrated template of Steve Buscemi’s eyes that you can cut out and use for your own twisted fun. Download the template for Steve Buscemi’s eyes.
“I’m sure by now you have seen one of the best and most disturbingly and confusingly beautiful Tumblrs to emerge ever, “CHICKS WITH STEVE BUSCEMI EYES”. And I’m sure that you, like me, immediately think of a thousand things you want to make ugly by splattering Steve Buscemi’s puffy peepers on and laughing at his expense! But then you realize you have no photoshop skills and yearn for the good old analog days of non-electric scissors, tape, and Arsenio Hall. Well, guess what? I FEEL YOUR PAIN! And so like the true martyr that I am, I adopted the punishing task of accurately recreating the bulging beauty of Buscemi’s headlights in accurate measurements and perfect detail for you Photoshop-illiterate antiquated Encino-men to physically print out, cut out, and TERROR-EYES PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE (or, as those crazy futuristic computer whizzes refer to it as, IRL)!”