Facebook Graffiti Story

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

 

This is quite a funny story. A guy in Ottawa, walks past some graffiti that involves a girls name being called a whore. He decides to look her up on Facebook and deliver her the bad news.

This is how the story goes:

Graffiti Finder: We saw graffiti by the Ottawa river that read “Sarah Graydon is a whore”. Then we looked you up on Facebook. The end.

Sarah: There’s more then one Sarah Graydon in Ottawa you fucking dick.

Graffiti Finder: Yes.

Sarah: So why did you send me this message? Where was this?

Graffiti Finder: It was under a parkway bridge, down near the river, where I walk my dogs. It was painted on a wall.

I was walking my dogs with my wife and we saw the graffiti. And I said, jokingly, “I wonder who Sarah Graydon is? Maybe I should look her up in the phone book.”

She laughed and said, “Look her up on Facebook.”

So I punched in “Sarah Graydon” and your profile was obviously in Ottawa. So I sent you a message.

It struck me as vaguely funny. And your response (”fucking dick”) made my wife and I laugh. So now everyone is happy.

Well, except maybe you. And maybe some other Sarah Graydon.

Sarah: Thank you for ruining my evening. I’m glad it has amused you.

Graffiti Finder: This sort of thing shouldn’t ruin your evening. It’s entirely random. Assuming it’s not you.

Sarah: I know Graffiti aritists in Ottawa and someone probably decided it would be funny to put that up or they were pissed or drunk. Can you give me a better location so we can go over it? Is this a big piece?

Graffiti Finder: It’s just a marker scrawl. Nothing big. No “artist” did this. I’ll send you a picture of it. I just walked by it with my dogs and snapped two photos.

Source: Two Strangers on Facebook